just to cheer you up.

1- Boy: What do you do when you wake up in the morning!
Girl: I come back home.

2- Boy: Hello, do you sell Colored printers here?
Girl: yes sure how can I help you sir!
Boy: can I have a green one!

3- Boy: Mom!!! who did I get my intelligence from?
Mom: I'm sure you got it from your dad. I still have mine.